Board Game Designers
Board Game Designers
Character information
Birth name Alfonso X of Castile
Milton Bradley
George Swinnerton Parker
Ernest Gary Gygax
Born November 23rd 1221 (Alfonso X)
November 8th 1836 (Milton)
December 12th 1866 (Parker)
July 27th 1938 (Gygax)
Died April 4th 1284 (Alfonso X)
May 30th 1911 (Milton)
September 26th 1952 (Parker)
March 4th 2008 (Gygax)
Physical description
Hair Grey (Gygax, Alonso, and Milton)
Brown (Parker)
Eyes Black (Milton)
Brown (Gygax and Parker)
Blue (Alfonso)
Rap battle information
Appeared in Board Games VS Video Games
Vs Video Game Designers
Release date January 30th, 2016

Board Game Designers are a group that went up against The Video Game Designers in Board Games VS Video Games.

Info About The RappersEdit

The Board Game Designers are the creators of various board games, particularity the rappers here created The Book of Games, Monopoly, LIFE, and Dungeons & Dragons.

The LyricsEdit

Verse 1:

The Castle Warlord leads the batter of patter against these virtual chatters

Rhymes straight from my Book of Games chute my snake up your wives’ ladders

From Senet to Mehen our invention rolled history along like dice

Now let me pass the mic to continue the Swabian line

Do Not Pass Go, Instead we'll Spy on these designers til we backstab 'em with a knife

Your fans give themselves 1-Ups to your pinups, always failing the Game of Life

While we got this rap battle locked like I’m The fucking Dungeon Master

And your best shot at this match is as accurate as your NES Blasters

We’re physical, original, everything you got to show is digital

Pull the plug on your Operation And thus what’s left is quite pitiful

You’re taking a RISK stepping to us, we’re kicking ya from Alaska to Cuba

These bitches of Nintendo will fold back to the ages of Hanafuda!

Verse 2:

Respect a war vet, or I’ll show you floppy CODs real violence

Of course your players are introverts; Sub-Zero left them spineless

Verse 3:

Close your Valve Gabe, you’re getting Counter Strikes from the mind of Bradley

This Day of Defeat will leave him Left 4 Dead longer then the release of Half-Life 3

Verse 4:

Put your Miyamotives dungeonside and crack down Pikmin creations

The only scary things you've got are your Live-Action abominations!

Verse 5:

Oh please, you’re all Queens, while I own you like Monopoly!

Shooting Nolan faster than Nathan Dunlap at a Chuck E. Cheese!

Verse 6:

We've been around here way longer, have these GameBoys know that we're the best

Why don't you make like your games, and leave this battle unfinished like Swordquest?

But in the end my friends, the past will crash ya like it's 1983

Leave you all dead and buried next to the catridges of Atari's E.T.!

Scrapped Lyrics:

Verse 1:

The Board Game Designers shall win this battle and you shall admit that you're defeated

Cause our games contains everything with no cords, expensive machines, or DLC needed!

Set a RISK in histoical events of making games from Alaskan Gold Rush to wars in Cuba

We'll beat you so bad, it'll make Nintendo rush back to those artsy card games of Hanafuda

Verse 6:

We've been around here way longer, have these Virtual Boys know that we're the best

We'll end up getting you served so hard, you'll leave this battle unfinished like Swordquest

But in the end my friends, we'll crashing you guys harder then the video game crash of '83

Leave you dead and bury you in the Albuquerque Dessert next to the cartridges of Atari's E.T.

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