|Board Game Designers|
|Birth name||Alfonso X of Castile|
George Swinnerton Parker
Ernest Gary Gygax
|Born||November 23rd 1221 (Alfonso X)|
November 8th 1836 (Milton)
December 12th 1866 (Parker)
July 27th 1938 (Gygax)
|Died||April 4th 1284 (Alfonso X)|
May 30th 1911 (Milton)
September 26th 1952 (Parker)
March 4th 2008 (Gygax)
|Hair||Grey (Gygax, Alonso, and Milton)|
Brown (Gygax and Parker)
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Board Games VS Video Games|
|Vs||Video Game Designers|
|Release date||January 30th, 2016|
Info About The RappersEdit
The Board Game Designers are the creators of various board games, particularity the rappers here created The Book of Games, Monopoly, LIFE, and Dungeons & Dragons.
The Castle Warlord leads the batter of patter against these virtual chatters
Rhymes straight from my Book of Games chute my snake up your wives’ ladders
From Senet to Mehen our invention rolled history along like dice
Now let me pass the mic to continue the Swabian line
Do Not Pass Go, Instead we'll Spy on these designers til we backstab 'em with a knife
Your fans give themselves 1-Ups to your pinups, always failing the Game of Life
While we got this rap battle locked like I’m The fucking Dungeon Master
And your best shot at this match is as accurate as your NES Blasters
We’re physical, original, everything you got to show is digital
Pull the plug on your Operation And thus what’s left is quite pitiful
You’re taking a RISK stepping to us, we’re kicking ya from Alaska to Cuba
These bitches of Nintendo will fold back to the ages of Hanafuda!
Respect a war vet, or I’ll show you floppy CODs real violence
Of course your players are introverts; Sub-Zero left them spineless
Close your Valve Gabe, you’re getting Counter Strikes from the mind of Bradley
This Day of Defeat will leave him Left 4 Dead longer then the release of Half-Life 3
Put your Miyamotives dungeonside and crack down Pikmin creations
The only scary things you've got are your Live-Action abominations!
Oh please, you’re all Queens, while I own you like Monopoly!
Shooting Nolan faster than Nathan Dunlap at a Chuck E. Cheese!
We've been around here way longer, have these GameBoys know that we're the best
Why don't you make like your games, and leave this battle unfinished like Swordquest?
But in the end my friends, the past will crash ya like it's 1983
Leave you all dead and buried next to the catridges of Atari's E.T.!
The Board Game Designers shall win this battle and you shall admit that you're defeated
Cause our games contains everything with no cords, expensive machines, or DLC needed!
Set a RISK in histoical events of making games from Alaskan Gold Rush to wars in Cuba
We'll beat you so bad, it'll make Nintendo rush back to those artsy card games of Hanafuda
We've been around here way longer, have these Virtual Boys know that we're the best
We'll end up getting you served so hard, you'll leave this battle unfinished like Swordquest
But in the end my friends, we'll crashing you guys harder then the video game crash of '83
Leave you dead and bury you in the Albuquerque Dessert next to the cartridges of Atari's E.T.