|Birth name||Gabe Logan Newell|
|Born||November 3rd 1962|
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Board Games VS Video Games|
|Vs||Board Game Designers|
|Release date||January 30th, 2016|
Info About The RappersEdit
Gabe Newell is a video game designer who founded Valve which created many games including Half-Life, Portal, Team Fortress, etc. Gabe also created the software program, Steam, which became very successful with it's discounts and independent game capability.
Once we ÜberCharge at these foes, they'll gonna need to blow off some Steam
- Finally they have someone to play each other
Hasbro blows, when it comes to Parker's company, we Super Smash Brothers!
Let’s plug a reboot in their rear!
Waka Waka Waka Waka on outta here!
The day I show respect, is the day your son does,
I don’t see a man in my eyes, you’re just an obscure Fuch!
It's time to Whack These Moles to show these underachievers that we're above
Connect 4 Dudes into our Mouse Trap and uppercut them with The Power Glove
with our virtual creations, we left generations upon generations left with games that entertain
There's a reason why people add BORED in your name when it ever comes to your games
Perhaps just give them a copy of The Stanley Parable just to blow off some steam
Let them dabble in our Parables, they seem to need to blow off some steam
Somebody's been reading Jack Thompson and like him, became an attention whore
Not even your own fucking son likes you when it comes to family ties to royal civil war