Gabe Newell
Gabe Newell
Character information
Birth name Gabe Logan Newell
Born November 3rd 1962
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Black
Rap battle information
Appeared in Board Games VS Video Games
Vs Board Game Designers
Release date January 30th, 2016

Gabe Newell is a part of the group,The Video Game Designers, that went up against The Board Game Designers in Board Games VS Video Games.

Info About The RappersEdit

Gabe Newell is a video game designer who founded Valve which created many games including Half-Life, Portal, Team Fortress, etc. Gabe also created the software program, Steam, which became very successful with it's discounts and independent game capability.

The LyricsEdit

Verse 1:


Once we ÜberCharge at these foes, they'll gonna need to blow off some Steam

- Finally they have someone to play each other

Hasbro blows, when it comes to Parker's company, we Super Smash Brothers!


Let’s plug a reboot in their rear!


Waka Waka Waka Waka on outta here!

Verse 2:

The day I show respect, is the day your son does,

I don’t see a man in my eyes, you’re just an obscure Fuch!

Verse 3:

It's time to Whack These Moles to show these underachievers that we're above

Connect 4 Dudes into our Mouse Trap and uppercut them with The Power Glove

with our virtual creations, we left generations upon generations left with games that entertain

There's a reason why people add BORED in your name when it ever comes to your games

Scrapped Lyrics:

Verse 1:

Perhaps just give them a copy of The Stanley Parable just to blow off some steam


Let them dabble in our Parables, they seem to need to blow off some steam

Verse 2:

Somebody's been reading Jack Thompson and like him, became an attention whore

Not even your own fucking son likes you when it comes to family ties to royal civil war

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