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Howard Carter VS John Hammond

Howard Carter VS John Hammond
Cover Howard Carter vs John Hammond
Battle information
Release date November 28th, 2015
Number 32
Views 63
Length 2:12
Timeline
Previous Wallace & Gromit VS Shaggy and Scooby
Next Waldo VS Carmen Sandiego
Characters
Rappers Howard Carter short picJohn Hammond short pic

The 32nd Installment of Dragon Rap Battles Features Howard Carter against John Hammond to see who is the better Archaeologist.

The BattleEdit

John Hammond:

Prepare for an adventure you're about to embark

As I welcome you to Jurassic Park

From an amber sap of a bloodsucking Mosquito

So give up or end up like the bloodsucking lawyer, Donald Gennaro

It took you 15 years to find King Tut's tomb

So maybe just remain hidden within KV62

Cause I've seen better problem solving from a Velociraptor

You better surrender Howard, admit that i'm the better rapper


Howard Carter:

Ah Ah Ah, You didn't say the magic word

A better rapper as Santa in a straw hat would be absurd

Maybe next time you should've studied Chaos Theory

Just Ask Dr. Ian Malcolm


Ian Malcolm:

Life, uh, finds a way


Howard Carter:

You rely on one fat hacker with a switch to every electric fence

then shit went down when he betrayed you and left your grandkids with no defense

I'll shut this park down as it is way too lethal

You're rapping is worse than any of the Jurassic Park sequels


John Hammond:

I'll break you more than Jurassic World did to the box office

Cause you're dragging this fight more than your digging process

Since the first World War led the digging to a stop

I'm fly as a Pterodactyl cause i'm on the Triceratops!

My raps are as vicious as a Tyrannosaurus Rex

While yours was just the mysteries of Egypt of Imax

Not to mention when it comes to our latest discoveries

That in comparrison to our raps, you'll always be below me


Howard Carter:

But John, make note of what I said before

that reviving dinosaurs will only lead to blood and gore

Not even Weird Al would see your island so hostel

You're better killed off by the Procompsognathus in the novel


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T-Rex:

Roars

TriviaEdit

  • The beat used in this battle is called *SOLD* Jurassic (Prod. Lyyte) and can be found here

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