Jack Skellington VS The Grinch
The 35th Installment/The Season 3 Finale/The Christmas Special of Dragon Rap Battles Features
Jack Skellington against The Grinch to see who stole Christmas better until Krampus comes down to punish them for their misdeeds.
The Battle Edit
What's this? Some kind of toxic Chewbacca clutter
or is this just
Oscar The Grouch's Shakespearean brother
You're battling the Pumpkin King son! So you must be brave
But i'll be chilling in my mansion while you just live in a cave
I'm the perfect skeleton, you have termites in your teeth
I'd rather see this seasick crocadile face my Man-Eating Wreath
I'm a one of kind but it's about to get wild
When I send this Oogie Boogie wannabe to exile
You know I was gonna say your dick was 3 sizes too small
But since your a skeleton, I doubt you have any balls at all
Keep in mind, that your sequel was left to be a cutoff
While I rock the mic with the voice of Boris Karloff
Now I hate your emo fans of whiny girls and boys
But I hate your music more with all the noise noise noise!
Cause me and my dog, Max, can beat you and Zero in a fight
Go fuck that Monster High doll cause Halloween is Grinch Night
How dare you compare Sally to one of those sell outs
Was it cause she had a vision that you flopped no doubt?!
Not even Jim Carrey could add jokes to that junk
Fans and Critics say and I quote "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
This is Halloween Grinch, don't you dare get it twisted
Cause this sickness of my disses are making buisness in Making Christmas
You have no heart because you haven't got a clue
That in that day in Whoville they ask who cares about you!
Yeah but I eventually made peace down in Whoville
While this Numbskull is prancing in Spiral Hills
In which those spirals, I'd rather see Spiral Mountain
Cause I least they don't have those green polluted fountains
Your residents are weirdos especially that Harlequin Demon
This "Creative" guy should've been replaced by that foxy Harley Quinn
Poor Jack, this spoiled brat is about to be ceased
Cause once things are cooking up, i'm gonna cut this roast beast!
(Christmas Bells start to come on as Jack and Grinch get confused and then scared)
MWAHAHAHAHA You've all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed! Except for you Dragonsblood, this is for you.
Ah man, Gremlins 2: The New Batch! Ah man, I love that movie! Oh yeah I should probably announce you first *coughs* The German Folklore Legend.....KRAAAAAAAAMPUS!
The monstrous Alpine Folktale has come to the midst
That the battle between two dues beyond The Naughty List
So this Satyr's coming down and bring them to their graves
For punishment of how they schemed and they misbehave
These Christmas Invaders shall be soon in their coda
When they pretend to be someone else more than Haruhi Fujioka
Following that you lie to children and that's really corrupt
Ask my homeboy Saint Nick on this
Ho Ho Woah That's Pretty Fucked!
Just had a hit christmas film that filled my distinction
Block Bust so hard, it led The Good Dinosaur to extinction
Now I may not know Jack, but i'll have you chilled to the bone
and You're The Mean One with the cartoon by
Start off by burning the holiday trees from which I deduce
Then i'll do the same for The Wubboulous World of Dr. Seuss
You may have redeemed yourselves but this won't end well
Cause once I chain you down, I'll bring your birched ass to Hell!
The beat used in Grinch's and Skellington's verses is called Christmas Hip Hop Beat/ Instrumental "Don't Be A Grinch" and can be found here
The beat used for Krampus' verses is called "Judgement Day" Angry Dark Epic Piano Choir Beat and can be found here
This is the 4th battle to be based on an event (Christmas)
A major error in the battle is that the line "Cause once things are cooking up, I'm gonna cut this roast beast!" doesn't appear in the video