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Johannes Gutenberg
Gutenberg
Character information
Birth name Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg
Born 1398
Died February 3rd 1468 (Age 70)
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Brown
Rap battle information
Appeared in Zuckerberg VS Gutenberg
Vs Mark Zuckerberg
Release date December 11th, 2015

Johannes Gutenberg is a character that went up against Mark Zuckerberg in Zuckerberg VS Gutenberg.

Info About The RapperEdit

Johannes Gutenberg (1398 - February 3rd 1468) was a German blacksmtih known for his invention of The Gutenberg Press which set an assembly line style that including letter pressing and composing sticks. One of his most known works of The Gutenberg Press was The Gutenberg Bible, which were not full versions of The Bible but was sold out in 48 copies anyways. By 1462, he was exiled by Adolph II of Nassau til his death in 1468.

The LyricsEdit

Verse 1:

just saw Social Network, I must say it's pretty great

When Lex Luthor was portraying you that was pretty accurate

Will this Blacksmith take down this technological mastermind's scheme

Certainly, this rap press from which I shall flow in inexhaustible streams

I'll mash you're face into a book if you want some real education

You would've stayed at Harvard instead relying on Notifications

Because even you're own Co-Founder sued this Social Media Kingpin

But I shall ConnectU more than a threeway with the Winklevoss Twins


Verse 2:

With that last verse of yours, this battle you should really reconsider

cause this is way more pathetic than stealing hashtags from Twitter

I'm Composing this Stick with all the Letterpress Printing i'm pulling

While your little blue website is covered with spam and cyber bullying

If you still think you could win this battle then you're more than colorblind

Your site is banned in some countries, while my machine helps all Mankind

From Aldus to Martin Luther, These books my machine dwells

Zucks to be you Mark, your website is annoying and will be forgotten like AOL

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