Look here! We got Peter Pan throwing valuable pots,
(King Arthur begins this fight by calling Link, Peter Pan due to the similarities of their looks and being companions with fairies. In The Legend of Zelda, Link can throw pots to find rupees.)
This boy is gonna get chopped up if he gets into Camelot.
(Camelot is the place where King Arthur moves and if Link enters there, he's gonna get chopped off as in Medieval Times, a common death would be having to be executed.)
Trust me, your whole family left you abandoned,
(In most Zelda games, Link's relatives are nowhere to be scene. When they are in the game they usually die in the beginning of the game abandoning Link.)
cause these raps will just be as dark as Ganon.
(King Arthur compares his raps to Ganon, the main antagonist of the series. Ganon is a dark wizard.)
I'm already given a theory that I just might be real,
(Some historians have theories that King Arthur may have actually existed.)
While my theory is to you just might reveal...
(King Arthur has also developed a theory but on Link that....)
That no matter what you will always be friendzoned,
(....Zelda, The Princess of the series, will never Link as a love interest. As in the games Link constantly saves her life but all she does is thank him.)
While Zelda will just pull the sword out of my stone.
(Because that Zelda will never love Link she will be into Arthur instead. The Sword in the Stone is a famous tale of how Arthur became king being that he pulled the sword out of the stone. In this context tho Zelda would pull "the sword" or in other terms give Arthur a handjob.)
(Nintendo gave Phillips the rights to make games about Mario and Zelda for the Phillips CD-I. The games ended up being Hotel Mario, Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, and Zelda's Advenutre. The games ended up being known as some of the worst Zelda and Mario games. King Arthur is thinking that Link is still mad about those CDI games.)
Cause you can Squadala all you want, cause you run out of lives!
(Continuing on with the Zelda CDI games, they contained some cutscenes that are using used in YTPs (YouTube Poop). One of these quotes is "Squadala We're Off!" told by Gwonam. Arthur is saying Link can Squadala or blabber all he wants but he ran out of lives.)
Cause your rapping is confusing, just like your timeline,
(When Nintendo released the official Zelda timeline, many fans found it confusing as one of them leads to if Link dies in the game. Arthur is comparing Link's raps to the timeline.)
So go play your Ocarina, cause this battle is mine.
(The Ocarina is an instrument that Link uses. Arthur tells Link to go back to playing that as Arthur is the winner of this battle.)
(Link doesn't talk except when he is attacking such as "HYAH!". Link Attacks Arthur and calls him a fraud and a failure in life.)
Even with your group, you can't even find The Holy Grail!
(Link references the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Where Arthur and The Knights go on searching for The Holy Grail. But in the end they end up never finding it.)
You should have brought help, cause its dangerous to go alone...
(In the NES game, The Legend of Zelda, the game begins with the famous quote "It's dangerous to go alone! Take This!". Link is saying Arthur should've brought back up cause Link is dangerous to rap against.)
Because you just been super smashed, this king's been dethroned!
(Link is in the game series, Super Smash Brothers. Being dethroned means that a King has been overuled. So not only did Link dominate Arthur in this battle but he has overuled him in it.)