|Birth name||Rodman Edward Serling|
|Born||December 25th 1924|
|Died||June 28th 1975 (Age 50)|
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Rod Serling VS The Crypt Keeper|
|Vs||The Crypt Keeper|
|Release date||October 31st, 2015|
Info About The RapperEdit
Rod Serling (December 25th 1924 - June 28th 1975) was an writer and producer that worked on many memorable series. One of them being The Twilight Zone which became a very popular horror/sci fi show through the 60s where Rod Serling would host.
He would also go on to host his 70s show, The Night Gallery however, Rod's shows would have deep messages on a variety of issues such as Racism, War, and Censorship. Rod would not only just produce shows, he would produce films such as Planet of the Apes and a radio drama called The Zero Hour.
Rod died from a heart attack after his many years of smoking. Rod Serling is known to be one of the greatest writers in the history of television.
You've stepped through the Scary Door, in this dimension a rap battle takes place
Between Night Gallery's watchman, and a skeletal monstrosity lacking refined taste
Your narrative skills are a disgrace, no wonder you were abandoned in a crypt
Be wary, it's the Twilight of this Zoned out Beetlejuice and Crazy Harry mix
Rise over this ape, send him packing to his bisected dad and his mummy mommy
Give you a real Nightmare as a Child, next to me you're infantile, you Dummy
Submitted for your approval, a misfit muppet soon Silenced and already damned
With the darker, doper flow, you could say Rod Serling left you Crypt Jammed.
Prepare for consequences, caning from a Rod dealt for the Creepshow abortion
Let's introduce the segment where bones break for positive visual distortion
Mess with Serling's sterling? Unfurling, leave you burning and say It's a Good Life
Leave you alone in a shallow grave as I have a lovely night with my lovely wife.
Picture, if you will, a dimension where your toons and games cease to be lame
Perhaps Gaine a sense of class, and you could hope to Gein a portion of my fame
You face your Execution, getting kicked off your throne as you're stuck in my grip
Now, my dear fellow, I suggest you leave, dragging your Tail from the Crypt.
You're traveling through a new dimension, where you see a rap battle take place
Between a man with class, against Uncle Grizlly with a show with absolute no taste
Your face is a disgrace, nobody wants to see the stories of this skeletical dick
Not to mention you look exactly like Beetlejuice and Crazy Harry had a kid
This damn dirty ape better run back to his two-faced father and mummy
By how ugly they are, they really gave Nightmares as a child to this Dummy
Submitted for your approval, you're a a muppet 'bout to be Silenced and damned
With this dark dope flow, you can say Serling got yourself Crypt Jammed!
When Serling let himself loose, he'll leave Creepshow Creep with no use
I'll introduce the segment when I'll broke your bones and leave you abused
So sublime, have classic rhymes and lines that'll leave this fossil in a Gallery
Talkin' shit about my salary? Who would even want to pay this calamity!
Picture, if you will, the chances for your toons and games to be less lame
Maybe then you'll Gain some respect, and actually have a bigger fame!
Remain enslaved in your cave! Once you'll be Executed, you'll be dethroned
Cause this what happens when poor posers step foot into the Twilight Zone!