Saint Valentine VS Saint Patrick YT Cover
Saint Patrick VS Saint Valentine01:41

Saint Patrick VS Saint Valentine

Saint Patrick VS Saint Valentine
Cover Saint Patrick vs Saint Valentine
Battle information
Release date February 13th, 2016
Number 37
Views 110
Length 1:40
Previous Board Games VS Video Games (Season 4 Premiere)
Next Jigsaw VS Riddler
Rappers Saint Valentine short picSaint Patrick short pic

The 37th Installment/Valentine's Day/Saint Patrick's Day Special of Dragon Rap Battles Features Saint Valentine against Saint Patrick to see who is the better saint with a holiday.

The BattleEdit

Saint Valentine:

It's the god of love against a reptilian pied piper of Hamelin

This Ill Irish is gonna get capped by this Saint's Love-astatin

My holiday gets people to be with loved ones from the chicks to the hunks

while your holiday gets people into the bar to get extremely drunk

Even when kidnapped by Pirates, you weren't ever missed

because when it comes to Patricks, we all prefer the stafish

I may not be Cupid, but Arrows of Love fire when I spit

But what else can I say, you're going Downpatrick

Saint Patrick:

Hold on, Is this the Roman Friar Lawrence that i'm talking to?

Cause according to Historians, there was like three of you

Cause I'll send snakes like you straight into the ocean

since your day gives some people Forever Alone emotions

I may be forgiving, but my raps are crueler than Claudius

and no roses or boxes of chocolates can persuade the audience

I got my hommies from Horror Films to a part of a complete Breakfast

While you have winged kids in diapers, which shows a Pedophilia menace

Saint Valentine:

That's It! Unlike Necco, i'm no longer a Sweetheart!

Making bigger sales than you from Kohl's to Walmart

Shake this shamrock better than any McDonalds brand

Cause the most known Irish dude isn't even from Ireland

Even in Prison, my mission's given religion of a Christian

While your master remains hidden with the risen of an Ignition

After this battle, it seems this pope has ran out of luck

At the end of this rainbow, you still remained strucked

Saint Patrick:

That last verse was dragged more than you at The Prefect of Rome

til you were beaten by clubs and beheaded where you bleed in stone

I mean your raps are as corny as your holiday cards

while you were hitting on the daughter of the prison guard

Because when I make a scene, I'll be sure to go green

Even making my walking stick turn back into a tree

I'm remembered, while you're forgotten replaced by hearted product lines

Cause even on your own holiday, nobody wanted to be your valentine!


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