(Lohan thanks Phil for introducing her, but she is confident enought to beat Freud by herself.)
my disses will bring him some Labor Pains.
(Lohan starred in the movie Labor Pains. She is saying that her disses will be painful for Freud.)
Get a Clue Freud! You can't get an answer,
(Get a Clue! is also a movie featuring Lohan. She is saying that Freud can't get a clue about her winning because...)
You spit no words due to your jaw cancer!
(...Sigmund Freud has Jaw Cancer which eventually killed him. Lohan is saying because of this, Freud can't say or "spit" any words out to Lohan.)
I'm a Mean Girl, there's no way i'll be fearing ya!
(Lohan is saying she's tough and isn't afraid of Freud. This also references a movie Lohan starred in known as Mean Girls.)
I had better life journeys in India!
(Therapy usually is a life journeys for many patients however, Lohan had a better life journey when in 2010, She had a british documentary about her going to India known as Lindsay Lohan's Indian Journey.)
Why don't you go back in that phone booth with Bill & Ted,
(Sigmund Freud was one of the historical figures taken by Bill & Ted in their time travelling phone booth from the movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Lohan reccomends that Freud should just go back to that phone booth with them.)
While I drop Friendly Fire and cover you in red!
(Lindsay Lohan was in the musical japanese film, Friendly Fire. Dropping Friendly Fire is to shot someone with a gun. Lohan is saying she will shoot Freud and cover him in blood.)
(Freud is thinking about stabbing Lohan. Machete is a movie that Lohan was in.)
but I instead, I demand you go back to rehab!
(However Freud tells Lohan to go back to rehab. During May and June of 2013, Lindsay Lohan spent 90 days in Rehab.)
I came for Confession for a teenage drama queen,
(Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is a movie that starred Lohan. Freud says he came for the truth...)
but instead all I get is a female Charlie Sheen.
(However instead of a confession he just compares her to Charlie Sheen, an actor who is also known for rehab.)
Just My Luck! You're into neckless robbery,
(Just My Luck! is a movie starring Lohan. Freud uses sarcasm as he finds out about Lohan being arrest for Theft of a neckless from a jewel store in February 2011 and because of that...)
in prison blabbling nothing but InAPPropriate Comedy!
(...Lohan was served 120 days in Jail. InAPPropriate Comedy is a movie that featured Lohan. Most comedy movies Lohan starred in were hit and miss films. Freud goes on and says Lohan is in prison using terrible comedy.)
Jason and Rebecca Black make a better Freaky Friday,
(Freaky Friday is a movie starring Lohan where a mother and daughter switch bodies. Rebecca Black and Jason Voorhees are known by their versions of Friday (Black's song Friday and Jason in The Friday The 13th Films.) Freud says it would be more interesting concept.)
Your 15 minutes is up, so you better hit the highway!
(The expression, 15 minutes of Fame, is credited to Andy Warhol, who included the words "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes". Another people expression is "My Way or The High Way". Freud is insisting that since Lohan isn't famous anymore and not going with Freud, She better leave this battle.)
(Ted Bundy is known to be one of the most deadly criminals in history and thats how he introduces himself to Freud.)
telling James Dobson to Focus on the Family.
(Before he was electructed, he was interviewed by James Dobson from Christian group, Focus on the Family. Bundy was teling James that most crimes connected to pornography and it could snatch anybody from their homes.)
I hear you like to focus on your Seduction Therapy,
(Freud's Seduction theory is the theory of a repressed memory of an early childhood sexual abuse or molestation experience was the essential precondition for hysterical or obsessional symptoms, with the addition of an active sexual experience up to the age of eight for the latter. Freud is also known to have sex with many people (mostly mothers).)
well maybe we'll dicuss this through some pathology.
(When Ted Bundy was in prison he went through a lot of Pathology. Bundy is saying maybe he and Freud should talk about Freud's theory in Pathology.)
then again, why talk to an old Bilbo Baggins,
(Bundy then regrets the idea and compares Freud to an older version of Bilbo Baggins.)
when instead you could "talk" in my Volkswagen.
(Ted Bundy is known to trick people through fake injuries into his Volkswagen when they get knocked out and killed. Bundy is planning to murder Sigmund Freud.)
I'm the modern Jack the Ripper, I give true pain,
(Bundy compares himself to Jack the Ripper, a very well known killer.)
while you just advertise people to try out cocaine.
(Freud often took cocaine and recommends it to people.)
(A thing that a theorapist would first say is "Take a seat". Freud does that and tells Bundy that it might be shocking, also referencing how Ted Bundy died from The Electric Chair in January 24th 1989.)
cause your arrest all starting with a traffic stopping.
(Ted Bundy was arrested in January 1977 for Speeding but later was found arrested for murder as some bodies were hidden in the backseat of Ted's Volkswagen.)
You tricked people into thinking that your so handsome,
(Ted Bundy tricked people using his looks.)
when your not even approved by Charles Manson.
(Charles Manson is another famous criminal put behind bars. When being asked about Ted Bundy after Bundy's execution, Manson went on and said "B-Bundy's a rumpkin! Bundy's a poopbutt! Bundy's his mama's boy!".)
I would ask about your mother but here's a plot twister,
(Sigmund Freud would ask about people's mothers. Freud says he would do that but instead he reveals the twist that...)
when you found out your mom was just playing your sister.
(...Bundy's Mother was pretending to be his Ted Bundy's Older Sister most of his life and his grandparents were pretending to be his parents. Bundy didn't find that out until his college years.)
That's where it began, the surprise itself,
(Freud is suggesting that's where Bundy's murder addiction rose because of that surprise.)
Why bother rapping, when in lawyering you can't defend yourself.
(Ted Bundy defended himself but failed and recieved The Death Penality. Freud says if Bundy can't defend himself in court, he shouldn't be rapping against Freud.)
(The Joker throws in his iconic laugh then proceeds to let Freud know he'll be a talker.)
Tricks up my sleeve and the voice of Skywalker!
(The Joker contains many deadly clown gadgets up his sleeve. Mark Hamill is the voice actor of The Joker in The DC Animated Universe but Mark Hamill is more known for his portrayal of Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars series.)
I've got a Killer Joke ready for this bearded sucker,
(Batman: The Killing Joke is a famous comic book by Alan Moore. Joker is saying that he's got a killing joke for Freud.)
So Dope, that I gave Heath Ledger an Oscar!
(Heath Ledger is known to be The Joker in The Dark Knight Trilogy. Ledger passed away in 2008 and because of this he was one of the rare cases where he would win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor as The Joker. So The Joker is saying he's so dope that he gave a dead actor an oscar.)
Analyze this psycho, and you'll be in for a spin,
(The Joker references Psycho Analysis which is what Freud created. The Joker says if Freud anaylzes him he'll be in for a spin because...)
don't believe me, just ask Harley Quinn.
(...Another Psychoanalysist known as Harley Quinn quickly fell in love with The Joker during her visits and became Joker's sidekick.)
Like Robin, I'll bring my crowbar on your behalf,
(In Batman: A Death in The Family, The Joker beat Robin (Jason Todd) with a crowbar. Joker is saying he'll do the same to Freud.)
and beat you senselessly for I got the last laugh!
(The Joker beat Jason Todd sensessly and left him to die in an explosion. Again, Joker would do the same to Freud as The Joker has The Last Laugh, a common phrase for winning something.)
(Before he became The Joker, he was known as The Red Hood.)
til those chemicals came in and gave you a smile
(Batman failed to save the Red Hood when he fell into the chemicals which made him The Joker.)
75 Years of this? You got to be kidding me!
(The Joker came out April 25th 1940, during the time of the battle it was The 75th Anniversary of The Joker. Freud is not amused that The Joker lasted this long.)
At least Bane had his chance in Gotham City.
(In Batman: Knightfall, the villain, Bane, broke Batman's back and defeated him both psychically and mentally causing Bane to takeover Gotham City for a few months. Freud says Joker couldn't make that accomplishment.)
You had Batman come along and ruin your crimes,
(Freud is reminding Joker that Batman has defeated him numerous times.)
then your own son, gave you the punchline.
(In Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker, The Joker turned Tim Drake, Robin, into The Joker's Son who killed The Joker during his mental breakdown. Giving the punchline is revealing the joke.)
Laughing gas won't affect me, I'm finished with you!
(The Joker often kills his victims using poisonous laughing gas. Freud says this shall not affect him and is finished with him.)
Now Dr. Phil, I demand that we get a round 2!
(Sigmund Freud insists that Dr. Phil should have a rematch with him.)
Well it seems Mr. Freud, that you passed with flying colors,
(Since Sigmund Freud defeated all 3 patients, Doctor Phil congratulates him.)
but round 2 against me? Ha! Your loss will be another.
(However, Phil says Freud will again lose to him.)
I'l finish you off......As I drop the mic, see?
(Phil says he'll drop the mic aka finishing him off.)
You'll be running faster then your family with the nazis!
(In the 1930s, Freud and his family had escaped The Nazis, however Phil insists that Freud would run away faster then him.)
You hang with some geeks at the IPA
(The IPA is International Psychoanalysis Association. Phil says he hangs with geeks there.)
You failing this fight will just make my day.
(Phil will be happier that Freud will lose this battle against Phil.)
Like Ryan, the audience will cheer when I kick you out
(Ryan McPherson, was a director who created Bumfights where he made Homeless people fight. In 2006, He was suppose to interview Doctor Phil on the show but Phil stopped the tape and kicked him out as The Audience was cheering for him.)