The 23rd Installment of Dragon Rap Battles Features the rematch of Pee-Wee Herman and Steve Burns to see who is the better kids show host, once and for all.
Haha! Ready for a rematch Steve?!
Oh you know I am Pee-Wee!
Hey Steve! I'm here and I'm ready for the sequel!
Cause my raps are a smash hit just like my musical
I gave Tim Burton vision beyond black and white
Just ask The Miz if you should anger The Pee in this fight!
They needed a female host so you fit the bill
But then you lost hair and a new host had to be fulfilled
You left and gave Joe, which wasn't acceptable
Cause we prefer the promo rival, Squidward Tentacles!
Hold on there Pee-Wee, mail time has come
We just got a letter, I wonder who it's from?
It's from your ex-fans who say that i'm more dope
Cause I didn't go to jail and drop the slippery soap
I hang with Ray Charles in this rap music meter
I suggest you retrace yourself to The Roxy Theater
You may Emmys, but I got the Peabody!
Compared to me, I say you're an absolute nobody!
I know you are but what am I? You Bald Wreck!
Your flow is as cheesy as your special effects!
My disses are hot as your spicy condiments
I'll take down Steve Burns and his struggled band!
When you left the show, you broke the heats of many children
All because you went bald and became a small musician
Tickity Tock Steve-O! You're about to get roast,
I'll make you drop dead, but this ain't no hoax!
You're not so Big Top Pee-Wee, you're more of delirious
Cause no one could take your drug PSA so serious
Your puppetland band sucks at singing the blues
and The Conky 2000 is a robot version of Max Headroom
You took a 3rd time on The Dating Game
but you won and ended up never going on a date!
Didn't need Joe to back me up in this fight
Cause the man from Nick Jr. has served you twice!
- The Beat used in this battle is called Happy/Upbeat/Piano/Instrumental Rap Beat and can be found here
- This is the first battle to have a sequel (that being of Steve Burns VS Pee-Wee Herman
- An idea that was considered was that Joe would come in and back up Steve however, it was scrapped.