Steve Urkel VS Fonzie
The 16th Installment of Dragon Rap Battles Features
Steve Urkel and Fonzie to the see TV's Cool VS Uncool. Later in the battle they get help from Richie Cunningham and Stefan Urquelle.
The Battle Edit Fonzie:
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
It's time Stevo learns about the cool way.
Whose got the statue completely made of bronze,
And to win this battle? Ayyyy definitely The Fonz!
You against me? This can't be real!
This will go more violent than that sketch with Key & Peele.
While I hit the Jukebox and dine out at Arnold's
You get rejected by Laura and keep bothering Carl!
Woah, woah, woah! No need to be dramatic!
It's just a smart guy against an auto mechanic.
You're nothing but TV's 1950's fad
While I fight for my life against Stevil and Carlsbad.
I'm always gaining intellegence just ask Urkelbot
Comparing your IQ, mines go far by a lot.
With an accordian to play to make sure you'll be good for a while,
But then I'll beat you senselessly in Mortal Kombat style!
Steve, Steve, Steve, why can't you see
Defeating you is as easy as ABC
I was a main at the start, you had to climb the ladder
And the main purpose to ruin the whole purpose of Family Matters!
Did I do that? Better switch my genes
To be a better ripoff of Elvis Presley
My rap genes can also fight just like Bruce Lee!
To show off my science to show it's cool to be a geek!
That's enough from the spandex of a wannable geezer
I'll be off and go jam with the band Weezer,
To Be Continued? No, not this time!
Finish him off Richie, for it's your time to shine!
Alright Fonz, but make sure you lock up when you're done
Thinking you'll defeat little Richie? Ha! Then this will be fun!
We dealt with strange things just ask Mork and Mindy
This nerd will be damaged just like his property!
I can do a better dance, I'm doing The Urkel
But if you want here's the Mr. Hyde to my Dr. Jekyll
To go up against this souless ginger and dull as Fonz,
Allow to introduce my clone, Stefan!
It's the battle of the ladies men, and it's Stefan
Cause my raps are drop bombs like Steve's Atom Bomb
Jump over the shark on your Jet Ski lines,
cause we all know your show invented a good show's decline!
The Beat used in this battle is called Hard Funky Jazz Oldschool Beat "The Four Freshmen" (Sampled Hip-Hop Rap Instrumental) and can be found here
This is the 2nd battle to have 2 back ups for each side, the first being Professor X VS Shawn Spencer.
This was Originally a Story Line battle with the theme Stud VS Nerd where it starts with Steve Urkel VS Fonzie and then later in the present with Barney Stinson VS Sheldon Cooper, however the idea was scrapped.
Richie and Stefan were originally speaking camoes but Dragon thought it would be more funny if they backed up instead
An error in it was Stefan says Atom Bomb when in the subtitle it says Atomic