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The Crypt Keeper
The Crypt Keeper
Character information
Full name Never Revealed
Nickname(s) The Crypt Keeper
First appearance December 1st 1949
Crime Patrol #15
Physical description
Hair White
Eyes Blue
Rap battle information
Appeared in Rod Serling VS The Crypt Keeper
Vs Rod Serling
Release date October 31st, 2015

The Crypt Keeper is a character that went up against Rod Serling in Rod Serling VS The Crypt Keeper.

Info About The RapperEdit

The Crypt Keeper is character from the horror series, Tales from The Crypt by William Gaines from EC Comics. It started as a comic book series that became popular the 50s until it caused a lot of controversy even being a part of the making of The Comics Code.

Years later, the series came back as a show on HBO where The Crypt Keeper is performed by Van Snowden and voiced by John Kassir. The series became so popular it would spawn out a cartoon series (Tales from the Cryptkeeper), a game show (Secrets of the Crypkeeper's Haunted House), a 1972 film, and a upcoming TNT TV show by M. Night Schyamalan.

The Crypt Keeper's past is unknown til Tales from The Crypt #33 which would later be adapted to an episode called Lower Berth, where a two-face circus freak fell in love a 4000 year old Mummy in which they died after giving birth to The Crypt Keeper.

The LyricsEdit

Verse 1:

Greetings Boils and Ghouls! Its you're host The Crypt Keeper!

It's Serling's Last Night where he'll be buried 20,000 Feet deeper!

When they see me, the audience will be bound for a screaming!

When they see you they say "That man must be late for a buiness meeting."

I turn a comic book company from educational to entertaining

You have no courage to face me, since you're as Yellow as a Canary!

The Undertaking Palor of a man couldn't rap without the tone of being so bland,

Cause it doesn't take a cookbook from The Kanamits, To easily show how To Serve Man!


Verse 2:

Rodman please, go back to trading blows with Mickey Mouse,

You're Tower of Terror is no game compared to my Haunted House!

You've been ripping off my tales like a Ventriloquist's Dummy

With Special Effects more gorier to make you run for your money!

I'll censor you like your sponsers when you decide to rap against me,

The Television Terror strucked The Zero Hour cause it's about to get gory!

I hate you more then Talking Tina does, so prepared to be slaughtered!

Cause like the bible always says Rod, Blood is thicker than water!

TriviaEdit

  • Tales from The Crypt is one of Dragon's favorite TV series.

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