When it comes to rap battles, you need some enlightening
(Nosferatu says Helsing needs to learn how to make a better rap.)
From a shadowpuppet master who makes a staircase frightening
(Nosferatu says Van Helsing should learn to rap like him. This also references the most iconic scene of Nosferatu's shadow climbing up the stairs on its own in which back then was frightening. He also calls himself a shadowpuppet master, someone who can create common things out of mere shadows.)
Getting millions of phrase from my German Expressionism,
(German expressionism refers to a number of related creative movements beginning in Germany before the First World War that reached a peak in Berlin during the 1920s which is where Noseferatu came out. Nosferatu is also one of the most praised horror movies of all time.)
While your Hugh Jackman movie has mixed criticism
(Van Helsing was a 2004 movie starring Hugh Jackman which recieved mixed criticism.)
So go back to teaching about Fly Traps and Polyp creatures
(Van Helsing did appear in Nosferatu but only as a cameo science teacher who compared vampires to a Venus Fly Trap, a carnivorious plant, and a Polyp, organisms that feed off smaller organisms.)
Cause I got Telekinesis and Invisibility features!
(Nosferatu warns Helsing that he has powers such as Telekinesis and turning Invisible.)
Single Handedly killed the entire crew of The Empusa
(Nosferatu was on The Empusa to go after his next victim in which he fed himself to the entire crew of the ship.)
While I laid in state in a coffin made of balsa.
(Nosferatu lays in a wooden coffin in the ship and "Lying-in-state" is when the coffin of a deceased person is placed in view.)
(Van Helsing says Nosferatu he was right on Helsing being a scientist.)
But just like your movie, your raps should remain silent
(Nosferatu was a silent movie in which Helsing said Nosferatu should also be silent.)
You against me? I believe you have no chance
(Van Helsing says Nosferatu has no chance against him.)
So go back to flicking off the lights in SpongeBob SquarePants
(In the SpongeBob episode, The Graveyard Shift, Squidward tells SpongeBob the story of The Hash Slinging Slasher being the flickering lights, the phone ringining with no one there, and the bus coming with the killer, when all those things happen, it was revealed to be someone too nervous to call and came to the work place instead where then Squidward questions who was flicking off the lights in which it was revealed to be Nosferatu.)
Count Orlock shouldn't mess with Abraham Van Helsing,
(Nosferatu also goes by Count Orlock and he shouldn't mess with Helsing.)
Or things might just go violent in an episode of Hellsing
(Van says if Nosferatu doesn't listen, things might go violent such as the gory anime called Hellsing.)
Should be on your black coach and simply just go
(Nosferatu once disguised himself as a coach driver and brought his victim to his castle, Van Helsing says he should go back to his black coach and leave, however...)
But instead i'm just gonna kill you with my crossbow
(The Count makes an appearance after his battle in Disney VS Henson in which he starts counting all the dead vampires, since Nosferatu is dead, this makes one vampire killed in which the count then laughs after counting.)
The only African Prince I see is The Black Panther
(The Black Panther is also a Marvel hero and an African Prince, Blade says he's the only one compared to Blacula.)
And your disses are nothing more than a banter!
(A Banter is a teasing remark in which Blad says Blacula's disses are worse than that.)
I'm immune to vampire bites, so Scream Blacula Scream!
(Blade has become immune to vampire bites in recent comics having Blacula be scared, this also references the Blacula sequel, Scream Blacula Scream.)
You're not so tough cause you got hit by a taxi!
(Blade says Blacula isn't tough because he was hit by a taxi unlike other vampires that usually have some super strength.)
Your film contains cheesy effects to the core,
(Blacula has a ton of cheesy effects such as making any victim turned into a vampire into a very bright green making it not so scary.)
And I see scarier things in a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror!
(The Simpsons usually have a tradition halloween special called Treehouse of Horror, a comedy/horror episode with segments of either original stories or parodies of horror films. Blade says The Simpsons are much more scarier than Blacula.)
Turn into a bat and fly away if you want to live
(Blacula, like other vampires, turn into bats, Blade warns Blacula to stay back.)
You may be bulletproof but can you handle explosives?
(Blacula is indeed bulletproof but Blade asks if he could handle explosives as he bring out his grenades.)
You call that an end?!? That wasn't even a commotion!
(Simon says that verse wasn't good at all.)
Maybe you and Bella Swan over there should actual learn some emotions!
(Twilight is known for having a lack of emotions, Belmont says that might help Edward's raps.)
Since my NES days i've been pioneering horror games
(Castlevania was one of the first hit games being the horror genre. Also referencing his first few games on the Nintendo Entertainment System or NES for short.)
While all you did was create that crap, 50 Shades of Grey
(The author of 50 Shades of Grey originally was inspired from a Twilight Fanfiction she created. Belmont says its Edward's fault for making 50 Shades of Grey.)
This 100 year old teenager shouldn't mess with the Belmont Bloodline
(Edward Cullen is over 100 years old but Belmont says not to mess with his family, also referencing Castlevania: Bloodlines.)
Cause we've been killing the supernatural in our own spare time
(The Belmont Family has been known for killing vampires, werewolves, mummies, etc.)
Even Count Chocula can cause a much better thriller!
(Count Chocula is a cereal mascot for the Halloween cereal, Count Chocula in which Belmont says he's scarier than Edward.)
It's the Symphony of the Night, Cedric! Meet my Vampire Killer!
(Referencing Castlevania: The Symphony of the Night, he calls Edward, Cedric, a character in Harry Potter played by the same actor of Edward, Robert Patterson, and as he's about to kill him with his whip known as The Vampire Killer.)
(Simon uses The Vampire Killer (His Whip) and whips Edward causes him to burn tho he remains motionless)
(When Simon whips his opponents, it causes their opponent to catch fire however Edward still mundane about being burnt.)
Cause some mothersuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill
(Blade then uses word play of motherfuckers and mothersuckers as in blood suckers in Blade as he references his line being "Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill". basically Blade is saying Dracula is trying to do the impossible.)