Waldo VS Carmen Sandiego YT Cover
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Waldo VS Carmen Sandiego

Waldo VS Carmen Sandiego
Cover Waldo vs Carmen Sandiego
Battle information
Release date December 6th, 2015
Number 33
Views 91
Length 2:27
Previous Howard Carter VS John Hammond
Next Zuckerberg VS Gutenberg
Rappers Waldo short picCarmen Sandiego short picBigfoiot short pic

The 33rd Installment of Dragon Rap Battles Features Waldo against Carmen Sandiego to see who is the better hider until Bigfoot comes in to try and take down both of them as they team up on him.

The BattleEdit


Thinking you would win would have your head in the clouds

Cause you're battling someone who can blend with the crowd

The best hider has been hired by the one and only Chief

To stop the V.I.L.E. of a red fedora travelling thief!

I say this human Sly Cooper has a ton of flaws

Maybe she should've learned from my rival, Odlaw

You may have stolen treasures as a thief so globally

But you should return to ACME as their Wild E. Coyote!


Wrong ACME Wally, I'm gonna need a map

Cause where in the world did you learn to rap?!

Though a criminal at large, I remain gorgeous

You're only hiding all because of Chuck Norris

I'm a mind behind a criminal syndicate, in which you should fear

Cause I'll make you more pale than your friend, Whitebeard

I got a postcard from Wilma, she says you ain't slick

Cause she left you because she couldn't find your dick!


You're not stealing this rap as you probably acclaimed

Because nobody wants to play your educational games!

Not even Death or Liam Neeson would know where i'm hiding

While you have little kids saying "Swiper No Swiping!"


You're gonna get schooled straight from your book shelves

Should've stayed at The Land of Waldos where you could touch yourself

You lost your left shoe there, where you should've stayed put

Maybe you should get bigger shoes for your big foot


Did somebody say Bigfoot? Cause this ain't no myth!

Think these Rednecks can beat me? HA! As If!

This cryptid sasquatch is ready to conquer

Repping The Abominable Snowman and The Loch Ness Monster

Since the 1960s I remain today attune

While these two have recieved some lousy cartoons

Cause i'm the one on the run being searched by the mass

But now i'm gonna use my Bigfoot to kick some ass!

Waldo and Carmen:

A Sasquatch serving us? That is just silly!

The Searches are only by some Southern Hillbillies

Out alone in the woods eating nothing but deerskin

Until you flopped with Henry and The Hendersons

So let this Bipedical Humanoid give the confession

This Mythological being is only a legend

Like Wetherall on a clay on a toy marine route

Saquatch and The Yeti are only just gorilla suits!


This ain't no gorilla suit! I give the scientists hysteria!

As I walk all over in the woods of North America

Cause my disses are known to be incredibly beastly

Since you puny humans are an inferior species!


  • The beat used in this battle is called Free Rap Beat 7 - |Hidden Valley| Freestyle Violin Instrumental Hip-Hop Music and can be found here
  • This battle was also helpfully written by GravityMan
  • Bipedical is mispelled as Biomedical

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