Well, while I was reaching you guys, I fell asleep and when I woke up in the dream world, I found Jason Voorhees watching Friday. But then when I turned around, a guy with some claws came out and threatened me! He said if he wasn't in this battle, He's gonna slice my neck off! So ummmmm ladies and gentlemen uh a suprise 3rd party from Elm Street comes in FREEEEEEEEDDDDDDYYYYY KRRRRUUUUEEEGEERRRR!
Welcome to my world James! This won't be like Hot Topic
So ignore the dead Burton character who's too gothic!
He's in Freddy's Nightmare now! I'll be The Entertainer!
Straight up playa in Mortal Kombat and earn the high score as the gamer
Bit of advice Log, you don't wanna mess with me
Or I'll possess your body, don't believe me? Ask Jesse!
Take on me Wolvie! And i'll bring you to a better comic instead
Where i'll flatten you out and rip your paper to shreds!
Bringing in needles out if Freddy can get any crueler
Ponce on this Wolverine like my name's Freddy Cougar
You join The X-Men and later The Avengers
But then both teams split which then made it worse
Take down your cartoon cause i'm on the television
and I doubt that you can defeat an Dream Demon
I was a child killer before but now i'm even more deadly
Cause I'll be burning you and Elm Street at the 3rd Degree!
Freddy please, I don't think you can do any better
First Emo Boy and now this guy in a Christmas Sweater
Compared to my claws, Yours look like a rusty pair of pliers
I've been ripped by The Hulk you couldn't handle The Flyers
Cause when Friday The 13th comes around, Jason gives you bad luck
When those Dream Warriors take on this Fedora wearing schmuck!
You're not that scary Fred, You could doubt you could haunt Sesame Street
I'm the best at what I do and that's having A Nightmare on Elm Street Beat!
You better not have any clawed wearing guys cause I don't wanna have to fight Shredder or Vega, YOU GOT THAT!