The 34th Installment of Dragon Rap Battles Features Mark Zuckerberg against Johannes Gutenberg to see who is the better media spreader.
Lemme tell you about my brilliant billion dollar website
Can help this religious reject make some “friends” in life
For years I denied my fans of their most begged function
But for this annoying little Poke I made the Dislike button
I can school you in coding, mathematics and even Chinese
And I struck it rich with an idea I had while higher than my degrees
Your invention’s stuck in museums that mine advertises for you
Go fix your wooden typewriter, it’s the only time you get screwed
just saw Social Network, I must say it's pretty great
When Lex Luthor was portraying you that was pretty accurate
Will this Blacksmith take down this technological mastermind's scheme
Certainly, this rap press from which I shall flow in inexhaustible streams
I'll mash you're face into a book if you want some real education
You would've stayed at Harvard instead relying on Notifications
Because even you're own Co-Founder sued this Social Media Kingpin
But I shall ConnectU more than a threeway with the Winklevoss Twins
At least I actually went to college before I dropped out and made billions,
The German’s legacy’s more dragged out than a lawsuit from the Twins!
So get out of MySpace, before of false information you are liable,
Because dude, you didn’t even print half of your fucking Bible!
You’re overrated! All you did was tweak a bit, add some ink and shit,
While actual minds perfected it! All you are is basic!
After this battle I’ll return to a beautiful baby and a loving wife,
And you’ll just disappear from public eye like your final years of life!
With that last verse of yours, this battle you should really reconsider
cause this is way more pathetic than stealing hashtags from Twitter
I'm Composing this Stick with all the Letterpress Printing i'm pulling
While your little blue website is covered with spam and cyber bullying
If you still think you could win this battle then you're more than colorblind
Your site is banned in some countries, while my machine helps all Mankind
From Aldus to Martin Luther, These books my machine dwells
Zucks to be you Mark, your website is annoying and will be forgotten like AOL
- The beat used in this battle is called SOLD "The Rise" | Uplifting Trap Beat | Hip Hop/Rap Beat | Aggressive 808's/Kicks | L.E.N. Beats and can be found here
- Mark Zuckerberg was written and rapped by GravityMan